愚人节英文笑话

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" ,I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me."
今天，我总算要到了我的女神的电话号码。给她发完短信“是Stephanie吗？”以后，我总收到了短信，“不好意思，哥们，我知道你的感受，她对我也做过同样的事情。”

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us.
今天，在和我妈妈讨论我的分数的时候，她告诉我她在我的年纪的时候她很笨但是很勤奋，可是我爸爸很懒却很聪明。她然后补充到，”你成功把我们俩最糟糕的部分都聚于一身。”

Today, I was told that I need to learn to "let things go" by a woman who held a four-month grudge over a hamsandwich.
今天，我被一个四个月来还为一个火腿三明治耿耿于怀的女人告诉我，人有时候，得学会放手。

why are people tired on april fool's day?
because they have just had a long march.
愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
因为他们刚过了长长的三月

what weather do mice and rats fear?
when it's raining cats and dogs.
老鼠害怕什么天气?
下大雨

why is the pig always eating?
he's making a hog of himself.
猪为什么没完没了地吃?
它想成为一只肉猪。